“Yep. Web is not the only thing I’m slinging.”
No really, check it out. I can shoot the webbing from here too.
Emma: Wow, ummm, I did not know it was that small, Andy!!
Andrew: It’s the shrinkage. I was in the pool, honest!!!
Emma: Um, yeah right. I have to go now
Andrew: Hey wait. You can’t leave; I’ve got Hand!!
Emma: Yeah and you’re gonna need it, pal
So THAT’s where all that web stuff comes from!
Sure. It’s how I stick to the walls.
(Don’t think of his penis! Don’t think of his penis!)
– Emma, Line!
– Quick, Spider-Man! I must hold your cable before you explode… FUCK!
Spider Dick, Spider Dick ,take a look at my Spider dick..
It’s my dick in a box!
“Omigosh…I know spiders can bite, but I didn’t know they also had stingers.”
“C’mon, let’s bang; I’m already wearing a rubber!”
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