superficial

  1. Krazee Thug Nutz

    “Yep. Web is not the only thing I’m slinging.”

  2. EricLR

    No really, check it out. I can shoot the webbing from here too.

  3. Mista Snazzy

    Emma: Wow, ummm, I did not know it was that small, Andy!!
    Andrew: It’s the shrinkage. I was in the pool, honest!!!
    Emma: Um, yeah right. I have to go now
    Andrew: Hey wait. You can’t leave; I’ve got Hand!!
    Emma: Yeah and you’re gonna need it, pal

  4. Veebrator

    So THAT’s where all that web stuff comes from!

  5. Sure. It’s how I stick to the walls.

  6. Batu Khan

    (Don’t think of his penis! Don’t think of his penis!)
    - Emma, Line!
    - Quick, Spider-Man! I must hold your cable before you explode… FUCK!

  7. Stacy

    Spider Dick, Spider Dick ,take a look at my Spider dick..

  8. Judas Iscariot

    SCHWING!

  9. It’s my dick in a box!

  10. “Omigosh…I know spiders can bite, but I didn’t know they also had stingers.”

  11. Swearin

    “C’mon, let’s bang; I’m already wearing a rubber!”

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