1. Che Guevarra, achieved revolution through mass murder…
    Shia’s on a new level of douche now.

  2. Sporting the latest in the douChe line of clothing.

  3. JC

    I see his intellectual level has matured from annoying teenager to annoying college freshmen who won’t shut up about “going off the grid and sticking it to the system.” Congrats.

  4. “Yeah, I look both ways before crossing the street, but I do it *ironically*…”

  5. $50 says Shia think his ‘planet of the apes’ t-shirt is uber cool.

  6. If there was a God, that crosswalk button would have malfunctioned while he was halfway across and in front of a Mack …

  7. EricLR

    All part of my new living art installation “Hipster Douchebag Waiting for Walk Signal.”

  8. Batu Khan

    He doesn’t look like a rifle short of shooting up a campus. No.

  9. ThisWillHurt

    Wears a t-shirt depicting one of the most recognizable revolutionaries ever.
    Has to wait for the “Walk” signal to cross the street.

  10. Ask him if he knows who Che Guevara is, if the answer is no, push him into traffic.

  11. The Illuminati Did It!

    Why does that little asshole always walk around with a back pack. He can’t afford a car, or at least a bicycle?

    • Trek Girl

      He would really need a backpack if he had a bike, so I don’t what you’re thinking is there. Heck, he would need one if he had a car too. He can’t be expected to carry every last thing he needs to carry in just his hands.

      What an odd thing to nitpick.

  12. waynemoores

    On top of that he looks like Ben Stein.

  13. Pat C.

    That’s Che Guevara ? I always thought that was Jesus !!

  14. Clown Shoes

    I ask you, would Che wait for the light?

  15. Jenn

    He looks like he smells bad.

  16. “God damn it, I paid $50 bucks to that dude to make the lights change when I pushed this button 20 times.”

  17. Maybe he will be buried under a runway too.

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Why did Shia LeBeouf not cross the road?
    Because a decent movie script was waiting on the other side.

  19. yobitch

    My glasses. They reflect the sorrow and misunderstanding of fellow man far away on the distance of every untouchable 4th, 5th and 6th dimension of earth. But these boots. These boots were made for walking. And that’s just what they’ll do.

  20. He sure has a lot of attitude for someone who’s most famous for playing second fiddle to an animated Camaro.

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