superficial

  1. o'chunt

    Player.

  2. “Bitch, where’s my money!?”

  3. If she confused him with Laurence Fishburne, he wouldn’t give a fuck.

  4. *sings* ‘Cause women go crazy for a SHARP-DRESSED MAN *guitar solo*

  5. George P Burdell

    Did she know he was the prize when she entered the competition?

  6. Why would anyone think this was Laurence Fishburne? It’s clearly Rupaul.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Lemme use my invisible fishing pole to catch a ho.

  8. PassingTrue

    So he didn’t decide to keep the clothes at the end of The Avengers.

  9. Flatliner

    Schawing-a-ding-ding, Imma gonna sex that bitch up until she feels like she’s been fucked by an entire smurf army.

  10. buzz

    I bet that tailor waited years and years to finally be able to make something will that bolt of baby blue and bolt of silk green material.

  11. Gisele Bundchen’s Half-Nekkid Body Heating Things Up РStarpulse

  12. Renzomatic

    Formal Frozone attire apparently.

  13. Stripes

    That’s funny!!!

  14. BlackManUSA

    “What’s in your wallet? Hopefully a magnum,
    because I want to fuck you silly!!”

  15. He looks like a hungry man approaching a buffet. Which I guess he is.

  16. I have the same look on my face when I approach a beautiful woman.

  17. Vlad

    You know my light saber isn’t the only thing that is long, throbbing with energy and purple?

  18. Where did he get those shoes, Clark Griswold’s closet?

  19. “My oh my…just LOOK at this tasty morsel of Caucasian pulchritude. I believe I will approach her thusly…”

  20. “Hey glamorous laydeeeee !!!”

  21. What good is fame and fortune if you can’t wear a turquoise suit, white shoes and bang models?

  22. martian leader

    ‘welll, well, well…’

    or

    ‘I’m gon’ eat the pussy. eat the butt. eat every – mu’fuckin’- thing.’

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