How many dicks did you suck on the ride over?
It’s weird to see him in a non-running pose.. Plus, Aliens.
How many times did you let David Miscavige butt-tool you this week?
“Mr. Cruise! How tall are you?”
fuck all you haters – he’s still a great actor and he looks phenomenol
Phenomenol — two pills a day keeps Tom Cruise from being gay?
Body guard, or someone very disappointed with Oblivion?
“Motherfucker, I thought it’s be a movie about Elder Scrolls. I want my money back!”
Don’t you all realize he’s protecting that crowd by holding back the evil LifeForce from Lord Xenu !
Wouldn’t it be cool if HE called somebody a faggot?
Hold on I think i found my keys
How many months has it been since you spoke to Suri?
Trust it to TC to make something as basic as “waving your hand at someone” look overwrought, insincere, age-inappropriate, poorly acted, and butt-clenchingly closeted.
Too bad he can’t really act.
“I wish this fruity mutha fucka would stop holdin’ my hand when we cross the street!”
Guy in the background is picking his nose.
I fucking love this man. I don’t care what anyone says.
I was about to mock your personal taste but then I noticed my lingering semi-erection from the last Coco pic, so yeah, we good.
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