superficial

  1. “..and then I said, ‘It won’t happen again, your honor!’ HAHAHAHA!”

  2. “Alright! Who wants to pay for my drinks!? Can’t pay, ’cause I’m driving tonight!!!”

  3. K-tron

    I just got the strangest urge to watch Troll 2.

  4. Josephus

    Dinklage’s agent’s phone just rang.

  5. 20 years ago, she sold her soul to Satan in order to use her daughter to become famous. Today, Satan collects.

  6. Better be a Yeller for Heller!

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    That guy just shitted out a Louis Vuitton bag. I thought only Paris Hilton or Yeezy could do that.

  8. Flatliner

    Her attorney just realized he’s going to have to drive her around for the next year.

  9. BRAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!!

  10. CK

    Looks like someone just shit a briefcase.

  11. “Now that I got your DUI dismissed, tell me what my name is,”
    “Rumpelstiltskin?”

  12. They’re both shitfaced.

  13. Swearin

    When the fuck did the Lollipop Guild get a legal division?

  14. Seriously, how much of a fucking tool do you have to be to carry a Louis Vuitton briefcase?

  15. tim

    She’s way hotter than her daughter. I’d eat her ass.

  16. brycet

    Just as stupid as her offspring.

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