“..and then I said, ‘It won’t happen again, your honor!’ HAHAHAHA!”
“Alright! Who wants to pay for my drinks!? Can’t pay, ’cause I’m driving tonight!!!”
I just got the strangest urge to watch Troll 2.
Dinklage’s agent’s phone just rang.
20 years ago, she sold her soul to Satan in order to use her daughter to become famous. Today, Satan collects.
Better be a Yeller for Heller!
That guy just shitted out a Louis Vuitton bag. I thought only Paris Hilton or Yeezy could do that.
yeah, but this on is herpes and HIV free.
Her attorney just realized he’s going to have to drive her around for the next year.
Looks like someone just shit a briefcase.
“Now that I got your DUI dismissed, tell me what my name is,”
They’re both shitfaced.
When the fuck did the Lollipop Guild get a legal division?
Seriously, how much of a fucking tool do you have to be to carry a Louis Vuitton briefcase?
You only need to be pretentious.
She’s way hotter than her daughter. I’d eat her ass.
Just as stupid as her offspring.
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