superficial

  1. Hugh Jazhole

    Yeah, you should have seen it man, Pattinson sat there and took that shit like a man. Then he tucked his tail and packed his pussy up and split. Good times.

  2. doogleberg

    This is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever seen.

  3. Colin

    Good lord, the first close up and it had to be this?

  4. “Adrian Brody at the 80th anniversary of the Jaeger-Lecoultre ‘Revisto’ watch at the Ecole des Beaux-Arts in Paris”

    Am I the only one who have no idea what that sentence means?

  5. Cock Dr

    Buttaface

  6. Beaming with joy and bragging he did NOT have sex with Alyssa Milano.

  7. Hey Indian chick, what’s bigger, Adrian’s nose or Quentin’s dick?

  8. mike

    Mel Gibson is having a “bunker moment” right now and he’s not even sure why.

  9. mrdouchebag

    His nose will always be twice the man I’ll ever be.

  10. Cinnie

    “Adrian Brody at the 80th anniversary of the Jaeger-Lecoultre ‘Revisto’ watch at the Ecole des Beaux-Arts in Paris”.

    =

    “Adrian Brody at the 80th anniversary of the Jaeger-Lecoultre (these are last names, hyphenated) ‘Revisto’ (“repeat viewing”) watch at the Ecole des Beaux-Arts (“School of the Fine Arts”) in Paris”.

  11. vitobonespur

    Looks like someone gave him a nose job with a crowbar.

  12. You could knit a hat with those nose hairs.

  13. The timeless art of seduction.

  14. cc

    Demand is outstripping supply, so they invited him.

    ‘Hey, I think I will drop $25k on a watch, maybe a Jaeger-Lecoultre ‘Revisto’ watch. Wait, what, he wears one? Um, who carries Patek Phillippe?’

  15. Nobody

    Flynn Rider: “Hi. How you doin’?”
    Rapunzel: “o.O”

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