1. when did she start getting wardrobe advice from ellen?

  2. It had to be said

    Apparently “classy” means “ugly as shit.”

  3. doogleberg

    Guess which Hollywood starlet was first in line auditioning for the lead in the Kurt Cobain biopic? We’ll tell ya, after the break…

  4. BSting

    Jodie Foster giggles after being told she looks like Gwenyth Paltrow.

  5. Ebdeluxe

    Time has not been kind to Tanner from the “Bad News Bears”

  6. Something about this picture reminds me of finding an old polaroid from the 1970′s in a desk drawer…why is that? Were people really greasy back then?

  7. Cock Dr

    Gywn may be thin & fit, but she still looks like shit.

  8. Squishy

    She really needs a new hairstylist!

  9. Someone Else

    When did Eric Stoltz go blond?

  10. Her dietician reacts too late to prevent her from chewing on her fingernail and doubling her daily allowable calorie intake.

  11. mike

    and the local organic heritage shrooms are juuuuust kicking in

  12. Kudos to her for taking up knitting. Unkudos to her for wearing the results.

  13. Codot

    This woman is about as profound as a wet fart.

  14. Ponkur


  15. mrdouchebag

    Rocky Dennis is still alive? Well I will be damned, blond suits him well.

  16. Brennan Haley

    Her career as a pickpocket isn’t going to go anywhere until she does something about the paparazzi.

  17. Jesus, I though it was Rusty from the National Lampoon Vacation movies.

  18. tmfvaughan

    Why is the crotch of her pants hanging so low?

  19. Hey. I really liked you in the first Die Hard movie.

  20. cc

    Hmm, she looks lost in thought…hopefully that thought is ‘Smother husband with a pillow…a yellow one!’

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