1. Michael

    I didn’t think it was possible to leave Dave Coulier for someone worse…

  2. Richard McBeef

    Isn’t it ironic, that she’s thick
    A little tooooooo ironic, yeah she really is thick.

  3. doogleberg

    I’ll bet he doesn’t bug her in the middle of dinner…good way to get punched.

  4. And do you, Rumer Wil…er…Jay Len..uh….MARIO…take this woman…

  5. That is one angry bitch. Alanis is looking pretty chipper though.

  6. Squishy

    Glad everything worked out for her and she looks happily married!

  7. Any Guy

    she looks happy. but dude looks like he knows he married a frumpy broad. FRUMPY I tells ya.

  8. MrsWrong

    “Alanis, how many times have I told you how much I hate your laugh???”

  9. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he is “thinking of (anyone else) when he fucks her”.

  10. Quick, resurrect her music career, cheat on her.

  11. AnnaDraconida

    She should spend some time with a thing called Treadmill instead

  12. tinklepants

    Alanis Moo-rissette?

  13. TomFrank

    Alanis: Glad she doesn’t have to comfort Ryan Reynolds as his superhero movie tanks.

    Mario: Secretly wants to be a superhero-playing movie star.

  14. Huntsman

    That’s an awful lot of teeth and polyester.

  15. Codot

    It’s like having ten thousand spoons, when all you need is some Häagen-Dazs.

  16. Well, if they’re married that means she not going down on him in a theater.

  17. Kayne East

    Have you ever noticed that Alanis Morissette and Jenifer Love-Hewitt are never in the same place at the same time?

  18. Brennan Haley

    Looks like they went to a theater and he’s pissed that she was there for the movie.

  19. Deryn

    She is magical. She must be. I mean, really. Ryan Reynolds, and now this? Even when she was thinner, she still had that face. How is she getting all these pretty men?

  20. Zombie Kitty

    She stole Jenifer Love-Hewitt’s ass

  21. “Are you thinking of me when you fuck her?”

    Um … no.

  22. cc

    Is that the one that through her rider at the royal wedding?

  23. JosieBelle

    I wonder if he realizes she already has three engagement rings picked out at the jewelry store….wait….

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