Ashlee Simpson and her son Bronx Mowgli in Los Angeles. (June 28, 2011)
that chin has no business being that close to the kids face
it’s a nice day to wear that hat, if you’re a dick
At Costco no less. I’d recognize that berry smoothie anywhere.
Someone should call child services on her for letting her kid drink that shit.
the Kirkland Signature case of organic milk didn’t help?
Is this some new fashion for these hollywood chicks? Wearing T-shirts from concerts 3 years before you were born? Oooh…how retro. You bought a t-shirt from a band your mom used to play while giving blowjobs to the football players she didn’t like enough to go all the way with. You sicken me.
I dunno…I’m just really angry, all the time.
PS – they make pills for that ya know
Preach it McFeely. Fuckin’ preach it.
Yes, McFeely, 80s T-shirts are the new fashion for these Hollywood chicks. Whether it’s Ashlee Simpson yesterday in a Journey T-shirt, Miley Cyrus in an Iron Maiden T-shirt last week, or Gerard Butler in a Knoxville World’s Fair T-shirt the week before that. (See what I did there?)
You shouldn’t be allowed to wear a band’s t-shirt unless you have heard at least one of their songs.
Poor kid and lousy name!
Is his name Bronx Mowgli? Like how some people are named Tom, he is named Bronx Mowgli? And they call him Bronx Mowgli?
I just want you to know, chainsaw, that your comment made me laugh more than anything else so far today. :)
“…and that’s how mommy made daddy cry and cry and cry.”
She needs to “journey” to some muslim country…a Hijab would do her some good…well not HER so much as the rest of the world…
I think there is a song called Redneck Woman that describes this scene.
Sure, you want your kid to feel good about himself just for who he is, so what do you tell him when he grows up to have a monster nose?
Isn’t her ex the one that carries kids by the butthole ?
Thirty years from now, Bronx, Moxie CrimeFighter, and Pilot Inspektor will be the new Axis of Evil. Asshole celebrities and their bullshit kids names.
I was just going to say at what age will be when he says, for the first time, ‘Why the fuck did you give me this stupid name, you dumbshit!!!’
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