1. Richard McBeef

    that chin has no business being that close to the kids face

  2. it’s a nice day to wear that hat, if you’re a dick

  3. Colin

    At Costco no less. I’d recognize that berry smoothie anywhere.

  4. Is this some new fashion for these hollywood chicks? Wearing T-shirts from concerts 3 years before you were born? Oooh…how retro. You bought a t-shirt from a band your mom used to play while giving blowjobs to the football players she didn’t like enough to go all the way with. You sicken me.

    I dunno…I’m just really angry, all the time.

    • Zswan


      PS – they make pills for that ya know

    • Preach it McFeely. Fuckin’ preach it.

    • TomFrank

      Yes, McFeely, 80s T-shirts are the new fashion for these Hollywood chicks. Whether it’s Ashlee Simpson yesterday in a Journey T-shirt, Miley Cyrus in an Iron Maiden T-shirt last week, or Gerard Butler in a Knoxville World’s Fair T-shirt the week before that. (See what I did there?)

    • Nobody

      You shouldn’t be allowed to wear a band’s t-shirt unless you have heard at least one of their songs.

  5. Squishy

    Poor kid and lousy name!

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      Is his name Bronx Mowgli? Like how some people are named Tom, he is named Bronx Mowgli? And they call him Bronx Mowgli?

      • Deryn

        I just want you to know, chainsaw, that your comment made me laugh more than anything else so far today. :)

  6. Raoul

    “…and that’s how mommy made daddy cry and cry and cry.”

  7. MrsWrong

    She needs to “journey” to some muslim country…a Hijab would do her some good…well not HER so much as the rest of the world…

  8. tlmck

    I think there is a song called Redneck Woman that describes this scene.

  9. Sure, you want your kid to feel good about himself just for who he is, so what do you tell him when he grows up to have a monster nose?

  10. DeucePickle

    Isn’t her ex the one that carries kids by the butthole ?

  11. Thirty years from now, Bronx, Moxie CrimeFighter, and Pilot Inspektor will be the new Axis of Evil. Asshole celebrities and their bullshit kids names.

    • cc

      I was just going to say at what age will be when he says, for the first time, ‘Why the fuck did you give me this stupid name, you dumbshit!!!’

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