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  1. It had to be said

    Who’s the homeless dude?

  2. doogleberg

    “Yes, as a matter of fact it WOULD kill me to act even a little bit feminine…why do you ask, Mr. Lowly Photographer?”

  3. Satan's bitch

    Uhm… Isn’t it summer in Canada too?

  4. Sam Ronson WISHES she could look this feminine. That is not a compliment to either of them.

  5. Cock Dr

    Yes! More cute shaggy haired guys please!
    Wait….what?

  6. Squishy

    Reserved, yet hot as always!!

  7. Jeebus

    I’m so glad I lived long enough to witness Unabomber chic.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s no point wearing a kerchief if you’re going to show us your chin.

  9. MrsWrong

    I didn’t realize Ellen was a Crip

  10. tlmck

    To heck with Wall Street. I just want the scarf concession in Hollywood.

  11. I think this is talk show host’s Craig Ferguson’s boytoy. i seem to remember them together somewhere.

  12. “Props to all you freedom warriors, with my Afghan scarf.”

  13. Codot

    Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have finally merged. The world shall now know it as “Seliebz”.

  14. Angora

    At first, I thought this was a picture of Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.

  15. monkeyboy

    That dude looks pissed!

  16. DeucePickle

    smartest thing Audrina ever did was breaking up with this dude

  17. Nik

    I didn’t know that hanson band was still famous enough to get papparazzi.

  18. chainsawbuzzkill

    The creepy tap dancer looks different when it’s not wearing a tutu.

  19. Tittiemaster

    Shaun White finally died his hair!

  20. Tittiemaster

    He also dyed it..

  21. vitobonespur

    I think she’s pretty fucking cute and I’ll bet she’s just flat-out naughty in the rack.

  22. Minutes later, a d├ępanneur was robbed. The description of the subject was a male in his twenties, approximately 5 feet in height, wearing jeans and a blue sweater, grey toque, enormous sunglasses and a blue bandana around his neck.

  23. lili

    So Justin Bieber is growing out his hair now.
    Next on the list: grow a beard and a find a nice pair of sandals. Halleluja!

  24. gagh

    The legs…

  25. tmfvaughan

    Did they photoshop someone else’s legs on her square body? She must be horrific looking in the nude.

  26. Blonde

    She’s so tiny. I wonder if she has room for a uterus.

  27. cc

    Did she starve herself or grow 6 inches in height? She looks barely recognizable physically.

    BTW, she was so awesome in Hard Candy if you haven’t seen it, do. One of the best portrayals of a psycho ever.

  28. PUCCA9038

    I’ve always wanted to know how Chris Martin would look like with Ellen Page face.

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