So then me and Mcconaughey were on the beach naked, playing congo drums…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed? Well, anyway, we had smoked a lot of weed. And he says to me “It’s all cool, my brother” and…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed?
Michael Chiklis sure tans up nicely.
Well, well… look who climbed down from his free-range anti-biotic-free grain-fed pesticide-free 100% all-natural cruelty-free vegan treehouse to say ‘Howdy’ to the folks!
….and that’s the story of how i lost my shoes, part of one of my front teeth and most of the buttons on my shirt.
He hocked his shoes to finance the play.
I generally prefer my joints oversized. Like this one I happen to have here…
“Woody is in it to win it! Yeah dawg.”
Is that a twinkie?
Puh-In Onna Rihhhhz!
“Well, it works better if I were wearing tap shoes. Or any shoes, really.”
I don’t know what he said but I wish I knew what it was…it sure made that girl happy.
“Mr. Harrelson, This isn’t Alcoholics Anonymous. Please sit down.”
Always has looked like a skid row bum.
His teeth scare me.
“I know the sign says ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service.’ But I am wearing a shirt. How about half service?”
“Hi I’m Woody, and where am I again?”
I hope that girl’s naked in this play. I would go see it for that.
“Alone: Bad! Friend: Good!”
Hi my name is Woody and I’m … Oh, sorry wrong meeting.
I’ve been Munsoned !!
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