1. EricLr

    So then me and Mcconaughey were on the beach naked, playing congo drums…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed? Well, anyway, we had smoked a lot of weed. And he says to me “It’s all cool, my brother” and…did I mention we had smoked a lot of weed?

  2. Raoul

    Michael Chiklis sure tans up nicely.

  3. Johnny P!

    Well, well… look who climbed down from his free-range anti-biotic-free grain-fed pesticide-free 100% all-natural cruelty-free vegan treehouse to say ‘Howdy’ to the folks!

  4. DeucePickle

    ….and that’s the story of how i lost my shoes, part of one of my front teeth and most of the buttons on my shirt.

  5. He hocked his shoes to finance the play.

  6. jon

    I generally prefer my joints oversized. Like this one I happen to have here…

  7. Contusion

    “Woody is in it to win it! Yeah dawg.”

  8. blaaaah?


  9. dddd

    Is that a twinkie?

  10. Puh-In Onna Rihhhhz!

    “Well, it works better if I were wearing tap shoes. Or any shoes, really.”

  11. cc

    I don’t know what he said but I wish I knew what it was…it sure made that girl happy.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “Mr. Harrelson, This isn’t Alcoholics Anonymous. Please sit down.”

  13. lori

    Always has looked like a skid row bum.

  14. Biff

    His teeth scare me.

  15. “I know the sign says ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service.’ But I am wearing a shirt. How about half service?”

  16. tlmck

    “Hi I’m Woody, and where am I again?”

  17. CK

    I hope that girl’s naked in this play. I would go see it for that.

  18. “Alone: Bad! Friend: Good!”

  19. KungFu Panda

    Hi my name is Woody and I’m … Oh, sorry wrong meeting.

  20. BostonBruin

    I’ve been Munsoned !!

  21. I know in prison they take away your shoes and belt, but first I’ve heard of a play needing anti-suicide measures.

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