1. Frank Burns

    He’s run through all the women in Hollywood, so now he’s dating anime chicks?

  2. This is a BIG step up from Shauna Sand. This girl looks like Princess Di compared to old leather tits.

  3. Crissy

    Get a bra!!! You two-time reject!

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He had to get her tits drunk to go home with him

  5. EricLr

    So he married a girl from one of his shitty b-rated science fiction movies?

  6. ChickenHawk

    Dude looks like a lady…

  7. Johnny P!

    If you can’t get the real Katy Perry, I guess you have to settle for that…

  8. DeucePickle

    I guess Salma Hayek will go to great lengths not to be recognized in public, even if it means dressing as Katy Perry and hanging out with Lorenzo Lamas.

  9. Blue hair…check, electrical tape over nipples…check, banging a no longer relevent d list celebrity…check. Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me…oh, wait, look, there’s a photographer! Hooray!

  10. Contusion

    “Okay honey, you better go change…we’re going out.”
    “This is what I’m wearing.”
    “Oh. Um…okay.”

  11. mamamiasweetpeaches

    wow times have gotten tough for DORA THE EXPLORER

  12. little turtle head

    They forgot to namedrop his girlfriend Paty Kerry..

  13. kimmykimkim


  14. FattyMcGee

    Hey Lorenzo, the agency called. They said you’re only supposed to fuck them, not date them.

  15. Juju

    The Katy Perry hooker. Cool!

  16. “Your move, Kelsey Grammer.”

  17. cc

    Oh I’ve seen her before…she’s the hooker who pretends to be Katy Perry for an extra c note.

  18. Cock Dr

    So THIS is what happiness looks like.

  19. There’s a bit of a creepy family resemblance there…

  20. lori


  21. box

    this seems like a lateral move…

  22. What the fuck! Didn’t he die the other day?

  23. tlmck

    The black X’s are there to remind Lorenzo not to touch them yet because they were just installed.

  24. Vladmir

    He looks like a Will Ferrell character…

  25. CK

    At least the drapes match SOMETHING.

  26. Remember back when Lorenzo Lamas was the toughest looking dude in the photo?

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