He’s run through all the women in Hollywood, so now he’s dating anime chicks?
This is a BIG step up from Shauna Sand. This girl looks like Princess Di compared to old leather tits.
Get a bra!!! You two-time reject!
He had to get her tits drunk to go home with him
So he married a girl from one of his shitty b-rated science fiction movies?
Dude looks like a lady…
If you can’t get the real Katy Perry, I guess you have to settle for that…
I guess Salma Hayek will go to great lengths not to be recognized in public, even if it means dressing as Katy Perry and hanging out with Lorenzo Lamas.
Blue hair…check, electrical tape over nipples…check, banging a no longer relevent d list celebrity…check. Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me…oh, wait, look, there’s a photographer! Hooray!
“Okay honey, you better go change…we’re going out.”
“This is what I’m wearing.”
wow times have gotten tough for DORA THE EXPLORER
They forgot to namedrop his girlfriend Paty Kerry..
Hey Lorenzo, the agency called. They said you’re only supposed to fuck them, not date them.
The Katy Perry hooker. Cool!
“Your move, Kelsey Grammer.”
Oh I’ve seen her before…she’s the hooker who pretends to be Katy Perry for an extra c note.
So THIS is what happiness looks like.
There’s a bit of a creepy family resemblance there…
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