1. Frank Burns

    Sex.

  2. Raoul

    Every woman who’s ever had a kid hates Miranda Kerr.
    Every woman who’s ever grown old hates Salma.

  3. Jimbob

    somebody lost her implants…

    • It may surprise you to find out that not all women come with implants as standard equipment. In fact, some years back there was no such thing as implants and women, along with their spousal equivalents, simply lived with what God gave them, as does Salma Hayek.

  4. neo_v

    so nice

  5. lily

    gorgeous and natural!

  6. little turtle head

    my dick said one word… BOINNNNNNNNG!!!

  7. FattyMcGee

    This woman is that rare Hollywood type of beauty where even if she wasn’t famous, people would still say she’s hot. Ah-mazing.

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    I have never wanted to be a TSA agent so much in my life

  9. She’s just so fabulous. I love her…

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    …and as she walked through the airport, time stopped just to watch her pass on by…

  11. She makes me want to squeeze her.

  12. tlmck

    I still got dibs when her old billionaire husband kicks the bucket.

  13. I say

    heavy cans!!

  14. She is aging like a fine wine…by that I mean if I’d remembered she was around, I’d have done her years ago. But now is good too.

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