“yes, a large cow had scape from the set of Angelina’s movie…”
It has to be Sparky, I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t like the letter “E”.
Maybe he has one of those “E”s on his keyboard that only sometimes registers.
My C key and space bar do that shit.
It was only a matter of time until they charged her an extra seat for that thing.
“does this bun make my ass look big?”
If anyone believes that’s a real ass, I’ve got a plot of land to sell you.
I was thinking…if Kim Kardashian got ass implants, why would she get implants so large they make her look freakish? And why, then, wouldn’t she get it fixed? Just sayin’…
Because the Kardashians didn’t just follow the Paris Hilton Playbook to Fame. They also took a leaf from the Jennifer Lopez Playbook to Fame.
It’s because her implants got implants too.
all i gots to say is….look at some before and after pictures.
Big. Fat. Lumpy. Ass.
I don’t believe farm animals are allowed in airports. This cow needs to travel by trailer with the rest of the herd. Straight to the slaughter house!
Maybe her assistant has a doctor’s note describing Kim as an “emotional support animal.”
bye-bye leather fetish.
“Dear Lord, I think I accidentally put on my sisters diaper. This thing slides around so much I’d swear it was looser than my vagina.”
Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
Please tell me they never put her in the emergency exit aisle. If I died because of that ass, I’d be pissed.
Big fat cow with a fake AZZ and really where are your shoes, you moron who now thinks she is GHETTO, you are HOE! EWWWWW she probably can’t get those pants off now cause she is wearing them everyday UGH
I suspect she got those ass injections that take your fat and move it too your ass. And then her ass got even bigger because she is lazy and eats too much. It is that combo that created such a large ass.
If Kevin Smith had to pay for two tickets, how many does Miss Moo-cow here need for that massive keister?
I bet the cavity search took three hours
And one TSA screener didn’t come out alive.
There were no volunteers for a recovery mission.
I heard they found a Brazilian soccer team in there.
Not the look Depends wanted so they opted for Lisa Rinna for their commercial
And just to think, she has made an entire career out of a simple love for black microphones.
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