superficial

  1. Kojak

    “yes, a large cow had scape from the set of Angelina’s movie…”

  2. Mooo

    moooooooo

  3. Raoul

    It was only a matter of time until they charged her an extra seat for that thing.

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “does this bun make my ass look big?”

  5. MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  6. Deacon Jones

    If anyone believes that’s a real ass, I’ve got a plot of land to sell you.

  7. Contusion

    Big. Fat. Lumpy. Ass.

  8. kimmykimkim

    I don’t believe farm animals are allowed in airports. This cow needs to travel by trailer with the rest of the herd. Straight to the slaughter house!

  9. cow-covered cow.

    bye-bye leather fetish.

  10. FattyMcGee

    “Dear Lord, I think I accidentally put on my sisters diaper. This thing slides around so much I’d swear it was looser than my vagina.”

  11. Jack Ketch

    MOOOOOOOOOO

  12. popwilleatitself

    Cover it with gas and set it on fire.

  13. cc

    Please tell me they never put her in the emergency exit aisle. If I died because of that ass, I’d be pissed.

  14. YeaSo

    Big fat cow with a fake AZZ and really where are your shoes, you moron who now thinks she is GHETTO, you are HOE! EWWWWW she probably can’t get those pants off now cause she is wearing them everyday UGH

  15. Rico Jones

    I suspect she got those ass injections that take your fat and move it too your ass. And then her ass got even bigger because she is lazy and eats too much. It is that combo that created such a large ass.

  16. If Kevin Smith had to pay for two tickets, how many does Miss Moo-cow here need for that massive keister?

  17. Cock Dr

    MOO
    MOO
    MOO

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    I bet the cavity search took three hours

  19. Not the look Depends wanted so they opted for Lisa Rinna for their commercial

  20. tlmck

    And just to think, she has made an entire career out of a simple love for black microphones.

  21. Crazed Abandon

    No, nothing to declare Officer! That really is my ass!

  22. King Diamond

    Not only the worst, out of shape, bad diet and health ass. She also has the worst bottom lip ever.

  23. CK

    “Do I have to check this, or can I count it as a carry-on?”

  24. mrsmass

    these pants, again?!!!

  25. Mooo muthaf*cka moo!

  26. Pink Slime

    just another cow wearing a cow. no biggie.

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