Dear Jersey Shore Casting Department …
By now, her neck probably auto-swivels around like the girl in Poltergeist when she assumes the position.
Nominated for the best final 5 ever.
I have no idea who this woman is, but she is insanely hawt!! Now, let’s just take a look at that face and… Oh, GAWD!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
Please turn that head back around.
Please do not distract from dat ass.
I would just like to reiterate that I hope Germany absolutely humiliates Italy tomorrow – no offense to Ms. Romani’s spectacular culo.
By the way, she’s 5’7″. 34C. I know you didn’t ask, but I knew what you were thinking!
At times it almost seems as if we share a brain, you and I.
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