The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.27.12

Tiger Woods at The AT&T National Tournament in Washington, D.C. (June 26, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. sparkymcgee

    Is he Asian? Fucking weird looking dude.

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm /  Reply /63
    • kimmykimkim

      Like half(ish) or something. I think he’s black and Asian. Blasian.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 5:43 pm /  Reply /70
      • vitobonespur

        Japanese mother, Black father.

        Jun 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /05
      • TomFrank

        Wikipedia: “[His father] Earl, a retired lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of African American, Native American, and possibly Chinese ancestry. [His mother] Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand…is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. He refers to his ethnic make-up as ‘Cablinasian’ (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian).”

        Jun 27, 2012 at 7:07 pm /  Reply /41
      • Iveski

        Reminds me of the line from Bulworth… “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”

        Jun 27, 2012 at 9:34 pm /  Reply /61
      • vitobonespur

        Thanks for the info, Tom. I was just going by memory of a movie I saw a buncha years ago.

        Jun 30, 2012 at 4:21 am /  Reply /00
  2. EricLr

    Hey Tiger, when do you think you can start focusing on hitting *golf* holes again?

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /60
  3. Raoul

    “Num num num nu–wha-? Oh, were you asking me a question? I, uh, had something else on my mind.”

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm /  Reply /32
  4. maggiore

    And look…If I stick my tongue out over my top lip, I look like I’m black…now watch what happens when I pull the corners of my eyes with my fingers!

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm /  Reply /80
  5. wanker

    “Mmm… IHOP.”

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Deacon Jones

    “Tiger! Tiger! How does it feel to be irrelevant Tiger?!”

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:40 pm /  Reply /53
  7. Frank Burns

    Must have been a “Ms. Skanky USA” contest winner in the background somewhere.

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /10
  8. Lemmiwinks

    How many cocktail waitresses have I banged on this tour?

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm /  Reply /20
  9. little turtle head

    Tiger Dont go for the white microphone!

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm /  Reply /00
  10. vitobonespur

    “Those women all loved this…”

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm /  Reply /00
  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Mediocrity’s so close he can taste it

    Jun 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm /  Reply /32
  12. j/k

    No I don’t know evil Abed and my voicebox is not broken.

    Jun 27, 2012 at 6:45 pm /  Reply /00
  13. 805fatty

    that only looks good when LL does it…

    Jun 28, 2012 at 12:14 am /  Reply /21
  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “Mmm…White women!”

    Jun 28, 2012 at 12:46 am /  Reply /10
  15. tlmck

    Daydreaming of when he used to know how to play.

    Jun 28, 2012 at 2:44 am /  Reply /00
  16. Equinox

    “Nine iron…nine iron…nine iron…putt!”

    Jun 28, 2012 at 9:21 am /  Reply /00
  17. McFeely Smackup

    “yeah, my dad said it was gross, but I just started doing it a little at a time like this…”

    Jun 28, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Alison

    At first glance I thought this dude had three lips.

    Jun 28, 2012 at 4:36 pm /  Reply /00

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