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  1. Is he Asian? Fucking weird looking dude.

    • kimmykimkim

      Like half(ish) or something. I think he’s black and Asian. Blasian.

      • Japanese mother, Black father.

      • Wikipedia: “[His father] Earl, a retired lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of African American, Native American, and possibly Chinese ancestry. [His mother] Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand…is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. He refers to his ethnic make-up as ‘Cablinasian’ (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian).”

      • Reminds me of the line from Bulworth… “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”

      • Thanks for the info, Tom. I was just going by memory of a movie I saw a buncha years ago.

  2. EricLr

    Hey Tiger, when do you think you can start focusing on hitting *golf* holes again?

  3. Raoul

    “Num num num nu–wha-? Oh, were you asking me a question? I, uh, had something else on my mind.”

  4. And look…If I stick my tongue out over my top lip, I look like I’m black…now watch what happens when I pull the corners of my eyes with my fingers!

  5. “Mmm… IHOP.”

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Tiger! Tiger! How does it feel to be irrelevant Tiger?!”

  7. Frank Burns

    Must have been a “Ms. Skanky USA” contest winner in the background somewhere.

  8. Lemmiwinks

    How many cocktail waitresses have I banged on this tour?

  9. little turtle head

    Tiger Dont go for the white microphone!

  10. “Those women all loved this…”

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Mediocrity’s so close he can taste it

  12. j/k

    No I don’t know evil Abed and my voicebox is not broken.

  13. 805fatty

    that only looks good when LL does it…

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “Mmm…White women!”

  15. tlmck

    Daydreaming of when he used to know how to play.

  16. “Nine iron…nine iron…nine iron…putt!”

  17. “yeah, my dad said it was gross, but I just started doing it a little at a time like this…”

  18. Alison

    At first glance I thought this dude had three lips.

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