Tiger Woods at The AT&T National Tournament in Washington, D.C. (June 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Is he Asian? Fucking weird looking dude.
Like half(ish) or something. I think he’s black and Asian. Blasian.
Japanese mother, Black father.
Wikipedia: “[His father] Earl, a retired lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of African American, Native American, and possibly Chinese ancestry. [His mother] Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand…is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. He refers to his ethnic make-up as ‘Cablinasian’ (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian).”
Reminds me of the line from Bulworth… “All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody til they’re all the same color.”
Thanks for the info, Tom. I was just going by memory of a movie I saw a buncha years ago.
Hey Tiger, when do you think you can start focusing on hitting *golf* holes again?
“Num num num nu–wha-? Oh, were you asking me a question? I, uh, had something else on my mind.”
And look…If I stick my tongue out over my top lip, I look like I’m black…now watch what happens when I pull the corners of my eyes with my fingers!
“Tiger! Tiger! How does it feel to be irrelevant Tiger?!”
Must have been a “Ms. Skanky USA” contest winner in the background somewhere.
How many cocktail waitresses have I banged on this tour?
Tiger Dont go for the white microphone!
“Those women all loved this…”
Mediocrity’s so close he can taste it
No I don’t know evil Abed and my voicebox is not broken.
that only looks good when LL does it…
Daydreaming of when he used to know how to play.
“Nine iron…nine iron…nine iron…putt!”
“yeah, my dad said it was gross, but I just started doing it a little at a time like this…”
At first glance I thought this dude had three lips.
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