Reese Witherspoon and her son Deacon on the set of Devil's Knot in Atlanta. (June 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
I think she ate Jessica Simpson.
Ho leeeee fu-!
I knew it!!!! She’s been a drug mule this whole time!! She just upped her capacity, that’s all…
Looks like she’s in the 40th trimester…
You win mommy! You WERE able to fit my new baby brother and my older brother in there!
Hey, no fair, I’m off limits!
Bitch straight up stole your name, Deacon. You should sue.
Well, I’m sure there’s another 60s- or 70s-era football player whose name you can steal.
Still smaller than Uma.
“But, Mom, aren’t we only staying for the weekend?”
If she gave up the Devil’s knot every once in a while, she wouldn’t be pregnant all the time.
“Deacon, what do you think Mama is hiding under her dress?”
“Is it a choo-choo?”
That’s one hell of a boner.
“Stop starin’ at ma’s belly sun. It ain’t sufistikated”.
At least now we know what she will look like with a double chin.
All of Fish’s pregnancy predictions came true at the same time. 2012…
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