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  1. EricLr

    I would like to thank our first honoree from taking time out from her busy heroin addiction to join us here today…

  2. Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…

  3. That’s the closest I’ve seen to a smile on her in years… She must have gotten high off the fumes of food from Emma’s breath…

  4. Johnny P!

    It’s a family show, so Victoria kept her pylon traffic cones under wraps for this one.

  5. mamamiasweetpeaches

    why does Victoria always look like a feral TARAN-esque person we found in the wild and dressed up and taught to ‘act human’.

    Also ‘miserable’. Why does Victoria look miserable?

  6. Colin

    “And we are always certain to remain silent until spoken to. Correct, headmistress?”

  7. kimmykimkim

    Yeah I have nothing to say about this except that I like the poofy ponytail. That’s it.

  8. “We have something special for our studio audience today…we’re BOTH going to be doing the black microphone…”

    (I’m ashamed I sunk to using the black microphone line…)

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Thanks to all the mothers for making it. There are tea and sandwiches at the back of the hall.”

  10. lily

    Posh is hottt love her

  11. FattyMcGee

    “Look at that blond bitch, effortlessly lifting that microphone to show off all her strength from eating food and shit. Bitch.”

  12. j/k

    She’s looking at that mic like she’s about to go Kardashian on it.

  13. mamamiasweetpeaches

    How can anyone say her hair looks good? Thats what my hair looks like when I wake up in the morning

  14. popwilleatitself

    Vics agreed to this because her husband has something better to do.

  15. Posh is in one of her better moods. There’s emotion.

  16. Yes Posh. Emma is still hotter than you are. She always will be.

  17. tlmck

    Which one of those buttons do you push on Victoria to make the laser beams come out of her eyes?

  18. Crazed Abandon

    Damn it! I forgot to make a deal with Lucifer about this one.

  19. CK

    yup, even a former Spice Girl wants to do Emma.

  20. Admiral Hackbar

    “I know that bitch stole my last tic tac. That was my dinner!”

  21. [Victoria thinking] ok, that’s what a smile looks like…I can do it…ugh, errgh…it hurts, it hurts! [/thinking]

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    Does Victoria Beckham have to choke a bitch?

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