I would like to thank our first honoree from taking time out from her busy heroin addiction to join us here today…
Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…Explode, head…
That’s the closest I’ve seen to a smile on her in years… She must have gotten high off the fumes of food from Emma’s breath…
It’s a family show, so Victoria kept her pylon traffic cones under wraps for this one.
why does Victoria always look like a feral TARAN-esque person we found in the wild and dressed up and taught to ‘act human’.
Also ‘miserable’. Why does Victoria look miserable?
Meant to say “TARZAN”
“And we are always certain to remain silent until spoken to. Correct, headmistress?”
Yeah I have nothing to say about this except that I like the poofy ponytail. That’s it.
I was thinking that Posh looks better since she had her cartoon boobs deflated.
“We have something special for our studio audience today…we’re BOTH going to be doing the black microphone…”
(I’m ashamed I sunk to using the black microphone line…)
“Thanks to all the mothers for making it. There are tea and sandwiches at the back of the hall.”
Posh is hottt love her
“Look at that blond bitch, effortlessly lifting that microphone to show off all her strength from eating food and shit. Bitch.”
She’s looking at that mic like she’s about to go Kardashian on it.
How can anyone say her hair looks good? Thats what my hair looks like when I wake up in the morning
Vics agreed to this because her husband has something better to do.
Posh is in one of her better moods. There’s emotion.
Yes Posh. Emma is still hotter than you are. She always will be.
Which one of those buttons do you push on Victoria to make the laser beams come out of her eyes?
Damn it! I forgot to make a deal with Lucifer about this one.
yup, even a former Spice Girl wants to do Emma.
“I know that bitch stole my last tic tac. That was my dinner!”
[Victoria thinking] ok, that’s what a smile looks like…I can do it…ugh, errgh…it hurts, it hurts! [/thinking]
Does Victoria Beckham have to choke a bitch?
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Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham at the launch of Viva Forever! in London. (June 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN