Edward James Olmos at a Q&A session for The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez in San Francisco. (June 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
He’s explaining the fine art of hydraulics.
“Nonono. ‘So. Say. We. ALL.’ Got it?”
“Hey teach, what’s this calculo stuff?”
And if you never tell a lie you will become a real boy, my Pinocchio!
Look! For the last fucking time! I’m not Mr. Rogers mailman you little shits!!!
Hey, wait a minute…if Edward James Olmos is that old then I’m…oh shit.
Funny enough, he looks more like an indian than Johnny Depp
Genetically, people from Latin America are ~30% Indian, so he probably is.
“You will stand and deliver, or I will have Danny Trejo kick your ass!”
“No. I don’t care where you read it. Alexander Skarsgård is not my father.”
“So you wait until she’s got nothing going on her life. She’s at some dead end job as a waitress or something. Then you swoop in start pouring it on really thick…pretty soon your engaged. What? No. Hornets, like I said before. Back to the story, when you are this close to marrying that conniving, two faced bitch, you dump her ass right there at the altar. Works every time. Except that one time.”
“After you take a puff, pass it down the row.”
“How do I reach dees kids??”
What’s the Spanish translation for “Wilford Brimley”?
“Trust me, you do NOT want to squeeze the pimples too hard”
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