superficial

  1. Raoul

    “Did I -?”
    “Yes, love, you did just shit yourself.”

  2. Minky Wail

    “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”

  3. I don’t know what’s going on in this picture…but I approve!

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Telling me you all used to makout with eachother didnt get me to listen to your shitty music in the 90s and it wont work NOW!

  5. Viva forever? Are they making panties out of paper towels now?

  6. kimmykimkim

    I was never a spice girl fan but I did like the fact that they had a gay member.

  7. “Since you’re going to tear me a new asshole, I think it should be located right about here.”

  8. j/k

    I’m the Melanie with the nice ass.
    Yup!

  9. I thought it read “Vulva Forever!”…

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    “Remember, when wiping your ass you have to wipe up and down. Never sideways.”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    Looking at the cross on her arm, she asked “What would Jesus do?” so she grabbed Mel B’s ass and sang “Baby’s Got Back”.

  12. Pine Table Fever

    “…milk milk lemonade, round the back chocolate’s made!”

  13. Melanie “The Human Whoopie Cushion” Chisholm

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