Kim K never had a rain jacket.
She loves to feel the water all over her face.
Scott Disick has a nice dumper.
This is a picture from the street through a big glass window, right?
How can anyone tell if this is even Rihanna? Could be any hooker in Amsterdam’s red light district.
Not seen in picture: Giant novelty glasses that cover up door-knob bruises from when she fell down the stairs.
“Who should I make this out to?”
“Don’t sign my picture you stupid no talent punching bag whore!”
I wonder if that stain on the steps is hers?
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