superficial

  1. it had to be said

    She’s just a 13 year old kid. Be nice, you bastards.

    Also, nice chin pubes, Vinny.

  2. Mischa Barton doesn’t look so bad anymore.

  3. I was going to comment on the new little beard, but I guess that’s just his daughter.

  4. brent

    There is nobility in all Work Lohan…except when you are holding doors.

  5. Can $cientology cure obesity? I know it worked wonders for Jett.

  6. Jay Noneya

    More like Ella Bleu Up

  7. EricLR

    Man, they are getting really good at making that thing look human.

  8. What’s up with all the fat chicks today?

  9. gooch

    And then Violet was kicked out of the chocolate factory.

  10. “Dad, tell me about the time you met mom at your marriage cattle call and I was created by advances in medical science. It’s such a fairy tale.”

  11. He always seems to have the pleased-but-blank expression of that smiling “I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?” cat.

  12. it’s just a coincidence that “Ella Bleu” is also the name of a prize winning milk cow.

  13. Robb7

    No comment…

  14. Dick Hell

    Nice, same middle name as her dad.

  15. broduhjenner

    yes, the BFI awards- body fat index. and the winner is…

  16. I loved her in Hairspray.

  17. tlmck

    John Travolta + Kelly Preston = this? I think DNA tests are in order.

  18. Jenn

    She’s a pretty girl, unfortunately, she’s got tendency to balloon up, instead of Kelly’s skinny body.

  19. Poor girl. Her dad’s John Travolta.

    ……..she way fat too.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Dad bought her some burnt sausage casings for her birthday, and told her they were pantyhose.

  21. eric

    Thunder! Thunder! Thunder THIGHS, HOOOOO!

  22. She’s got a lovely face, and at 13 years old, the girth could possibly be a manifestation of puberty. Give her a few years and she could turn into a real beauty.

  23. Paully Boston Baby!

    We are horrible people Ella. Don’t mind us.

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