1. Little Tongue

    …totally oblivious to the fact that he’s about to get shot where it really fucking hurts…

  2. JW

    Dude, would you please not point that at my junk.

  3. …not Constantinople.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “I swear, she LOOKED 18.”
    “Mm hm.” *points gun at crotch* “Tell me another one.”

  5. Even the cop knows that this guys makes douchebag clothing.

  6. So there’s the cop—I guess the other one is the construction worker? I presume the cowboy and the biker are in the bus.

  7. Obviously, this shithead has never heard of Billy Hayes.

  8. EricLR

    Please god, let him pull that trigger!

  9. “So officer, how do you getr into a Turkish prison.. loved Midnigt Express..”

  10. tlmck

    Never let a limp wristed guy hold a gun.

  11. Man I guess he is really pissed at Jon Gosselin for that whole Ed Hardy thing…

  12. “So that HK is 9mm right? Want to see something bigger.”

  13. mamavice

    Guard: Mmmmmm…gurl that Hoffa over there dares to call that walk a sashay
    Adigier – I know. Now shoot her

  14. “OK, round up all the young women, throw them onto the bus, then we’ll take them to my sweatshop where we work them half to death then set the factory on fire. Don’t forget, you get Five Drachma a head.”

  15. i’m sure there’s a line around the block to shoot christian audigier in the dick.

  16. Paully Boston Baby!

    In Istanbul, is crime to make sheety tee shirts. We shoot dick for that!

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