superficial

  1. Little Tongue

    That tongue has been places.

  2. Kate Gosselin looks great.

  3. Yes, but can she also breathe through her ears?

  4. In unrelated news, it appears that Gene Simmons has suddenly kicked Shannon Tweed to the curb.

  5. Josephus

    The first woman in history that can blow you and toss your salad at the same time.

  6. Sheppy

    Not sure if this turns me on or not. Very confused right now.

  7. CrashHell

    What can’t Scott Disick do?

  8. My god, the things I can do with that tongue. The body looks great too. She’s got the whole package.

  9. anonymous

    Somewhere Lance Armstrong’s butthole just puckered and he came.

  10. lawn

    She’d better stay away from Gene Simmons, they’re liable to kill each other.

  11. cc

    ‘Get a load of this, you silly little hillbilly!’

  12. Jeeeeeee-zuuuuuussss Keeee-Ryssssst! Be still, my rectum!

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