That tongue has been places.
Kate Gosselin looks great.
Yes, but can she also breathe through her ears?
In unrelated news, it appears that Gene Simmons has suddenly kicked Shannon Tweed to the curb.
The first woman in history that can blow you and toss your salad at the same time.
Not sure if this turns me on or not. Very confused right now.
What can’t Scott Disick do?
My god, the things I can do with that tongue. The body looks great too. She’s got the whole package.
Somewhere Lance Armstrong’s butthole just puckered and he came.
Be kind of tough without testicles.. ahh steroids, so good for you…
Steroids had nothing to do with Lance Armstrong losing a testicle, f*ckwit. But steroids had a lot to do with all his success.
She’d better stay away from Gene Simmons, they’re liable to kill each other.
‘Get a load of this, you silly little hillbilly!’
Jeeeeeee-zuuuuuussss Keeee-Ryssssst! Be still, my rectum!
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