superficial

  1. “Gonna poke you from the back and turn you into a shish-kebab”
    “What was that?”
    “Nothing.. Nothing”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    He has two penises?

  3. TheSufFan

    honestly, he is a very sexy man. i bet they have a lot of fun in the bedroom given all the different positions he can support her in.

  4. I bet his dick is twice the size of her head. And that’s just the way she likes it. Dude’s living the midget porn dream.

  5. rican

    Hey! Make room for the black kid behind you!

  6. It has to be like fucking a member of the Lollipop Guild.

  7. Those bows are actually there to keep her from splitting in two .

  8. Nonnie Moose

    You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record baby…

  9. EricLR

    Did she have to climb a beanstalk to meet him?

  10. TooCoo

    “Puttin’ on the Riiiiiitzzz!”

  11. Once again, just because he’s big, doesn’t mean his dick is…quite the opposite

    • I wouldn’t even care. He’s both intelligent and attractive. As long as his tongue is functional I don’t give a rat’s ass about the size of his junk.

  12. shes cute…and that brute of her’s has one sexy bod.

  13. Odbarc

    Wladimir Klitschko feels like he is more than five feet tall.

  14. “I am here with short person to enter the dwarf toss.”

  15. lawn

    “Wait, something is stuck to bottom of shoe. Oh, is Hayden!”

  16. Capn' Lou

    …….anybody got a peanut?

  17. cc

    Fool…doesn’t he know he should be plowing through a field of eastern European models. And Scandinavian ones too.

  18. The_Ouroboros

    “Why is it you only smile with me when someone is pointing a camera at us? Normally it’s just, ‘Back to the doghouse with you.’ What’s up with that?”

  19. tlmck

    She’d better be careful or her neck will freeze like that.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    When she suffers from indigestion, they have anal sex and he makes it all better.

  21. Why doesn’t he just carry her around in his pocket?

  22. fer

    so…how’s the weather up there?

  23. thespiral

    What people don’t know is that he’s only 5’6″….he just dates Bratz doll-sized people to look big.

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