“Gonna poke you from the back and turn you into a shish-kebab”
“What was that?”
He has two penises?
honestly, he is a very sexy man. i bet they have a lot of fun in the bedroom given all the different positions he can support her in.
Agreed. Hubba hubba
I bet his dick is twice the size of her head. And that’s just the way she likes it. Dude’s living the midget porn dream.
Really? In my midget porn dream, the midget is more…ethnic.
Hey! Make room for the black kid behind you!
It has to be like fucking a member of the Lollipop Guild.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Those bows are actually there to keep her from splitting in two .
You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record baby…
Did she have to climb a beanstalk to meet him?
Yes, and she climbs it again every night.
“Puttin’ on the Riiiiiitzzz!”
Once again, just because he’s big, doesn’t mean his dick is…quite the opposite
I wouldn’t even care. He’s both intelligent and attractive. As long as his tongue is functional I don’t give a rat’s ass about the size of his junk.
shes cute…and that brute of her’s has one sexy bod.
Wladimir Klitschko feels like he is more than five feet tall.
“I am here with short person to enter the dwarf toss.”
“Wait, something is stuck to bottom of shoe. Oh, is Hayden!”
…….anybody got a peanut?
Fool…doesn’t he know he should be plowing through a field of eastern European models. And Scandinavian ones too.
“Why is it you only smile with me when someone is pointing a camera at us? Normally it’s just, ‘Back to the doghouse with you.’ What’s up with that?”
She’d better be careful or her neck will freeze like that.
When she suffers from indigestion, they have anal sex and he makes it all better.
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