Snooki posted this pic to Instagram. (June 25, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Yep, Instagram still sucks.
OK NASA, haha. Very funny. How did you develop this filter?
Snooki is my new thinspo!
I love how this slag and all the other Jersey Shore mutants have just fallen off the planet. Hurricane Sandy did its job perfectly.
Good for her for getting into shape. Someone should have told her to avoid Miley Cyrus’ dentist though.
She actually look good here. Even younger and healthier.
However, everyone knows that her vag has been entered by guidos more than the New Jersey Turnpike.
Damn! She’s looking good. Now I can admit in public that I would fuck Snooki and be chased out of the room by people with actual standards.
… what about people that had previously fucked her. Can we… they speak up?
I was drunk, and it was closing time. I swear I thought nobody would ever find out.
In your defense though, McFeely, didn’t you mention that you both thought you were boning The Situation?
terrible photoshop is terrible
I don’t think it’s photoshop– she’s just taking advantage of the perspective/distortion of a wide phone lens. I mean, do we seriously think her shoulders are, what? Three times as wide as her waist?
FGAS: If the ladies the internet can do it, lord knows Snookie has mastered it.
WTF is happening!?
Fuck it, I would. Dammit.
All I see is TEEF.
She got her teeth from the same dentist Matt Dillion used for Something About Mary.
She is on the Photoshop Diet.
She’s STILL Snooki.
Her teeth are now bigger than her waist.
I think that was true before she lost the weight.
So Alyssa Milano made a sequel to her exercise video.
I’m drinking Valtrex, and one day I’m gonna be big and strong!
This is what it looks like after I ate my baby. What? What do you mean the placenta?
Still short and fug, no matter what weight.
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