1. yourmom

    Anyone remember how long it’s been since she seen Clooney?

  2. jesus

    “… and here comes the most recent graduate of the January Jones academy.”

  3. If that kid inherits her fivehead genetics, the episiotomy is going to be epic.

  4. “I’m famous…”
    “Yeah. You’ve been saying that for five blocks.”
    “I know Leonardo Di Caprio…”
    “Please go away.”

  5. Should we be worried that the shadow on her dress looks like a dragon?

  6. ImDeluded

    If you relax your eyes and stare at her dress long enough, you’ll see a career.

  7. RUINED!!! Who am I kidding? I still would.

  8. Swearin

    “I think Clooney is over there? Yeah, let’s go that way.”

  9. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “My bump is from my husband’s dick. Amal’s will be from a sperm bank pipette.”

  10. Wow! She is still hot enough to turn Yosemite into a pile of ashes.

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