Selena Gomez posted this pic to Instagram. (June 24, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The face of a 5-years old girl… with tits… her vag, full of syrup.
So close! If this had been in haiku form, you would have been my idol.
The face of a child
Her vag is filled with syrup
We mock her daily.
Sweet baby face glows.
How inviting her breasts are.
Do not arrest me.
Fish posts her often
Comments taunt her baby face
Don says, “I still would.”
I love the classic haiku line… “Do not arrest me…”
oh look, another duck lip selfie
Blowjob lips … and syrup stained teeth
Who’s her double amputee friend in the background?
Fuck, I guess they had to amputate Beiber’s legs at the knees
from the car accident. And who’s the 6 year old looking at us?
It’s so adorable when little girls play dress-up.
And…she’s back to looking like a 12 year old.
Selena and her BFF Lt Dan
It’s all right there in her songs people:
“I love you like a love song baby and I keep hitting repeat”
She’s on the Bieber train for ever and ever
“My sweet Justin is sitting just opposite from me and only HE can see that I’m not wearing any bikini bottoms. And YOU can’t. And never will. Depending on how my career pans out. One never knows…”
Selena’s “career” was over when she hit puberty,
and left Disney. Unless Selena gets lucky and snags
a recurring TV part in the future, she’ll have the same
career arc as her little lover. Done, done and done.
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