If I stare at his shirt long enough I see a sapceship!
If he was stripped, shaved, waxed and taught some tricks I suppose he could be made useful.
Looks like his date is in the next picture by looking at the thumbnail. Oh she’s not, well she should be because they are both worthless.
Is that the only shirt this guy owns? I’m pretty sure every picture you’ve had of him is in that same tank-top.
He looks greasy… Like, someone you would never let touch your phone… Or anything else.
A bit like Mr Depp and Mr Brand.
“Hey, yo, Mick, I’m ready for the douche-off. I can handle him!”
“Ya think you’re READY? You were good once, kid, but you get in that ring with Russell Brand and he’s going to douche you into next week, ya bum!”
Chin like a french woman’s armpit
There is no reason to put either “High Line” or “Coach” in all caps in the caption.
That’s not chest hair. It’s the mold coming from the shirt he ain’t taken off in 2 weeks.
It’s as if Lyle Lovett and Russell Brand had a love-child by some sort of hippie witchcraft.
Not enough scarfs. Moving on.
Bro.. Penn Badgley
Not to be out done by Shia.
How many 911 calls did authorities receive about a lurking pedo in the park that day?
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
What’s with the sudden rash of douchebeard raging through Hollywood?
George S. Kaufman biopic? (Nothing so relevant as a 1930s lit reference.)
What the fuck is it with these young “actors” and their aversion to personal hygiene?
Guys like this are the reason Bieber needs that whistle.
They got the “high” part right.
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