Its probably a girl because her face got kind of chubby

thats a huge bitch

She’s carrying it high which I think means it’s a manatee.

She’s giving birth to Kim’s ass.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that belly is 20% water, 80% douche

Working a half day today?

BTW: MINIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Looks like Lou Diamond Phillips is going to have a baby La Bamba

I found Lamar’s basketball . . .

Still only the second largest protrusion in the family.

And now to the next Golden Corral.

I think its a bitch.

The only ep of Keeping up with the KKKKKK’s is when she gave birth to her son. She actually grabbed it as it was coming out and yanked it with her hands. I wonder if she will deliver this one herself…

“Look at me, I’m Inverse Kim!”

Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.

Kris Jenner is already setting up the bikini photoshoots and counting the money. The fucking witch.

I can see it now… “On the next episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe and Kourtney’s placenta team up to make fun of Scott Disick’s giant fur coat.”

For the love of God and the sake of humanity, someone get her off the street before she erupts!

Channeling Patty Baena, circa 1997

Give her a break, you know how hard it is to tweet on a blackberry?

Still the best looking kardashian (besides the teenager)
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Yup, there’s definitely a Kardashian in there. Most of that is ass weight.

“No, mother, I am not having a C-section in the middle of the street. I don’t care that you got Angelina Jolie to sharpen her horns.”

at least it’ll be a white baby. LOL

my god..this woman looks like a mexican cleaning lady chola.
Bring her here…I’ll give her some work, to this NANA