Hell no, I’m not playing monopoly with you!? Pervert!

There’s Prince Charles…about to begin the yearly “Throwing Pennies at the Commoners For Amusement” ceremony…as is the tradition.

I see an ass, but no ascot.

I’d love to see him shaking hands with Madonna, it’d be like spaghetti and hot dogs

Would PhotoBoy like a hat like that?
I’ll bet he would.

Caption should read “Ass-Hat Races”

From the stands:

“Come on, Dover! Move yer bloomin’ arse!”
“Eliza, the race hasn’t started yet.”
“Oh, I know.”

Whattaya get when you cross a German and a Dane? A “British” royal………..

“I say, these commoners don’t know proper respect for royalty, do they? Why, it took fifteen years of training to bend and band my willy this way. Take pride in the royal pecker, me lads!”

“I just passed Go! I just collected £200! Weeee! Look at me Mummy!”

Ascot races?? What the fuck?

I don’t have a cot for my ass, just a chair for my derriere!

Prince Charles at a photoshoot for the dictionary listing “Jaunty.”

“Look at those people over there Camilla. I bet they all have to put their own toothpaste on their toothbrushes themselves! Ha! What paupers!”

It’s be funny if that hat was as hard to get off as a Lego hat.

Where’s your monocle, Mr. Peanut!?!?!?

He makes his imp sit in the back seat? What a dick.

Creepy sausage fingers again.

I wonder if he will be betting on Camilla or Sarah Jessica Parker to win the race.

Back and too the left, back and too the left. Lee Harvey where are you when we need you!

“i’ll get you yet Batman whak whak whak whak whak !”

Pinky ring. Nasty.

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits?