There is no “Y” chromosome here.
Just the thought of what he had to do to Ryan Seacrest to get that recording contract still makes him throw up a little.
Actually, he just ate something delicious that reminded him of Seacrest.
His fashion sense just keeps getting worse and worse
diamond studded whistle?? Nigga please!
Hey, it’s his rape whistle.
And that ring….looks like something an old man would wear. One with white plastic shoes.
A thought going through that head would one of the quickest trips ever…
“And then I’d blow my rape whistle. Like this…”
Cool… I always wanted a vajazzled rape whistle.
He really hates kissing girls, doesn’t he ?
After seeing pictures of Macaulay Culkin, he realizes how lucky he is that he was never invited to Neverland Ranch.
J … U … S … damn, I know this! Come on, think!
Bieber’s Celebrity Advice
“And if you hold your hand like this, the paps can’t get a photograph of the penis in your mouth!”
Let me reenact every time Kevin Durant gets hacked….hmmm…why won’t my whistle work? Play on!
Again, with the uber rape whistle.
”to puke or not to puke… oh I’m a genius, they’ll quote me !”
Ohmygod. what if that pool boy talks. Everybody knows what happened to Ricky Martin when he came out. Frick.
Is that–*retch*–is that a p-p-pussy?!?!?!
Wait, according to Kierkegaard the work I do expresses my worth as a person not how much I get paid for it? Damn, I just lost my innocence…. Selenaaaa!
“Wait…what if my music does suck?”
Bieber… Bieber.. how do I spell that again?
Thought Bubble: “Selena keeps hinting for me to go down on her, but what do I do if I get a pube between my teeth…??? Is it the same as when I get one from a dick?”
“Can anyone else taste the ocean right now?”
Finally listened to his own music.
No fucking way they gave me a silver sharpie. I’M wearing gold today! MOM!!!!!
Spit or swallow, dude.
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Justin Bieber signing copies of his new album 'Believer' at J & R Music World in New York City. (June 19, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN