Hey Adnod, you fugat to dye the beer too!
I’ll be back–to line dance.
Back in the day I ate so much housekeeper pussy my beard looked like a glazed doughnut. When I say back ‘in the day’ I am of course referring to this morning.
I feel sorry for those jeans. I feel sorry for that ring. Hell, I feel sorrier for Muhammad Ali than I already did.
Oh god no. We’ll always remember where we were the day Arnold hiked his trousers up to his chest.
“That Fettucini Alfredo has just been… [removes sunglasses]… terminated. [Cue CSI scream]
Why doesn’t the caption say he’s in costume?
It looks like he felated an old porcupine.
“Say what you will but my housekeepers dig the beard!”
I HEAH YOUUU!
He must have went through JCVD’s laundry on the set of Expendibles 2.
“Float like a butterfly, sting like a divorce and the gradual loss of 88% of your muscle mass.”
Looks like he’s trying to do that David Blaine levitation trick.
First the Biebs, now Arnold…what’s going on?
“Deah must be NO Nazi regalia hung in da new clubhouse!”
So is he using shoe polish in his hair or hair dye on his shoes?
Is he in some kind of gotee club?
Are they remaking Harry and the Hendersons?
Been taking pant-wearing tips from Christopher Walken.
Also, he should let the gray get a hold of his head too, it would look kinda awesome.
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