1. Crissy

    Aunt Chichi, is that you?!!!

  2. Josephus

    I thought they already cast the remake of “The Munsters?”

  3. EricLr

    I imagine the following exchange in her future:

    Doctor: “Well, you’re definitely in labor…you’re already dilated 20cm!”

    Snooki: “No, it’s always like that.”

  4. mrsmass

    i’m not convinced this troll is pregnant. she just looks like a fatter version of her usual fat self.

    • Sam

      Looks to me like she might start rolling down streets soon.

      Maybe you guys should have a Jessica Vs, Hillary Vs. Snooki pregnoid comparison gallery. Decide once and for all who the queen of the celeb-preggo-s really is.

  5. Cock Dr

    Mmmmm…I’ll bet those boots smell so good after a day of Jersey summer strolling.

    • Pepper's Pot

      i was just gonna say… doesnt she live on the beach? did the Shore Store run out of flip flops or something?

  6. Pierce Bronzetan

    She’s touring the only part of the hospital they would let her deliver at.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    As long as there are raccoons willing to pay for sex…

  8. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    That’s no moon, it’s a space station!!!!

  9. The Brown Streak

    You remember that day when someone had sex with her naked body. No point. I just hate you all. You’re welcome for the nightmares.

  10. JC

    Pretty soon, she’ll just be a bean bag chair with eyes. A greasy, smelly bean bag chair.

  11. richie

    ewok

  12. cc

    “Scientists baffled by the appearance of a mysterious blob on the beach.”

  13. Dr.J.Fever

    Do Ewoks molt?

  14. dboffer

    My plan to be the 1st human that is wider than they are tall is almost complete.

  15. it’s like Jabba the Hut mated with assless chaps era Christina Auguilera…

  16. you can see her from the space station.

  17. bbiowa

    She’s like my troll dolls from the 70s, only with those you couldn’t get their legs apart.

  18. This just in. An earthquake, registering 6.8 on the Richter Scale, has been recorded by the U. S. Geological Society. The epicenter of the quake has been confirmed as Seaside Heights, N.J. Residents of the area are warned to prepare for aftershocks.

  19. If Sigourney Weaver doesn’t pop out of that thing, I’m going to be disappointed.

  20. And she still has a couple months to go before she drops the kid? She’s going to look like a herpes-riddled, post-gum Violet Beauregard by then.

  21. spartacus

    G’Aarrrrrr, ’tis the white whale!

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