superficial

  1. This booty’s like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin’s the only man catchin’ it, Clifford Franklin’s the only man comin’ down wid it.

  2. And the roofies kick in 3…2…1…

  3. A woman taller than you? Orlando likes a challenge, I see.

  4. Is he related to Orlando Bloom?

  5. EricLR

    Wow, I guess you’re pretty safe from zombies if you don’t have a brain.

  6. Pickle Nose

    Looks like the black version of Carrot Top. Not good.

  7. Shown here in a promotional spot for the new “Success Through Voodoo” infomercial.

  8. “You are famoose actor?! Oh! Dis ees American yoke, yes? I vill try yoke too”….
    “I am not prostitute.”
    Hahaha! Dis ees so simple! I try again…
    “I am a woman.”
    Hahahaha eets so easy! I love American humor!

  9. jr

    “Nigga Please!”

  10. I really like him, they need to cast him in more movies.

  11. Jenn

    Come on bitch! –best lines he stole from Eddie Griffis

  12. Whoknowswhat

    Megan Fox looks rough

  13. It costs a little more to shop at the Amazonian hooker store, but when she cracks your lobster wither her bare hands you will know where that extra money went.

  14. Orlando Jones is funny and all, but FUCK him! The chick…who in the hell is the hot chick?

  15. har har har

    I knew something was wrong when a pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms.

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