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  1. “I’ve been riding the coattails of my dead friend for almost 20 years.”

  2. The number of minutes I’ve been relevant.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Two more weeks ’til I change my name again, son.”

  4. farrellthib

    thats how i make ‘black guy lips” also

  5. Sheppy

    Maybe someone will let him know that sign is offensive in France.
    Or maybe they won’t

    Whatevs.

  6. My Uncle Bud did that to me once!

  7. sprub

    As a UK transplant, fuck you too ass wad!

  8. France just called. They asked if the United States could stop sending them our Ass Hat Rappers.

  9. El

    Did he get someone pregnant too? Oh, two. Got it.

  10. Jim

    Just another black hockey fan. Could he be more of a stereotype?

  11. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    Diddy do numba 2, or doody

  12. I don’t normally turn down oral, but, yeah uh … no thanks.

  13. “One…two…mmmm…wait, no…one…two…thr…ahhh, that’s not right…one…two…GODDAMNIT! Would somebody help a guy out here…???”

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