Sniff my wife’s crotch?
That poor dog never saw him coming.
He’s about to kick the shit out of that dog for coming over when he called him.
“Move over, bitch”, said the four-legged creature
Who’s Oliver Martinez and why is Bono posing for a photo behind that dog?
Bono and wife Ali Hewson.
Please, please just lift your leg….
…or in his case, at the premiere of “Girl Most Likely to Go Shit Crazy on Your Ass.”
Ahh, Paris. It would seem the city natives not only like their streets caked with dogshit, but their red carpets too.
That’s a Red Carpet event in France?
Are you sure it’s not just a new JC Penney opening up somewhere in the Midwest?
Poor Halle Berry is carrying this bastard’s progeny and here he is cheating on her with some little bitch.
sweet dad jeans, creepy dude
Is that the dog with Jesus on his ass?
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Olivier Martinez at the premiere of 'Girl Most Likely' during The Champs Elysees Film Festival in Paris. (June 18, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN