Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2013 Licensing Expo at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center Vegas. (June 18, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Russell Brand looks good in yellow
I’m sorry, poor people are not allowed to cross this line.
Ahhh elitism at its finest….
The papers on the floor say “Peasants Do Not Cross”
Gwyneth forced a smile knowing that she would have the person who didn’t install the protective screen to keep the peasants’ germs off her delicate skin, fired.
Isn’t it lovely of her to speak with roped-off commoners like that?
“back up please sweetie….you’re exhaling within 3 feet of me.”
pretend not to smell their sweaty stench of unhip unwashed shabbiness… shit.
“I bought your cookbooks and prepared all your recipes, and I have to say–you’re an okay actress.”
Why is Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend interviewing Gwyneth Paltrow?
It’s a shame everyone’s ignoring Mark Harmon.
“Oh no, I’m sorry…only beautiful people can be on this side of the velvet rope. You’ll need to take your yellow pants and busted face and fuck right off”
Dammit, I hate her for being hot, because I hate her.
Why restrict yourself to only ONE reason?
“Yes, isn’t it charming how long I’ve allowed you to maintain eye contact? It’s as though you are real people! Christmas certainly came early for you this year.”
“Why yes, I AM the most beautiful woman in the world. Why do you ask?”
*Christ, what is this plebeian on about? Maybe if I just smile like a cheshire cat she’ll think I give 2 shits about what she has to say. What was the point of winning an Oscar if it couldn’t excuse me from having to endure this meet-&-greet shit.*
Only commoners let people see their shoes.
‘That’s close enough! If you had bad breath, I could smell it! You don’t, but still…’
excuse me Ms. Paltrow……..did you shave your bush today? LOL
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