superficial

  1. My mum? She’s about this big…

  2. Thus completes the transformation to a drunken Irishman.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “If we are to complete my Abraham Lincoln costume, I’m going to need sideburns this long.”

  4. EricLR

    Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Punter.

  5. Someone has been at the fancy dress box again.

  6. After winning the dance contest Prince Charles drove Mrs Wallace home, where she found his heroin stash and overdosed.

  7. Charles is about to attempt the double breast poke. Being a prince has its advantages.

  8. CK

    “Seriously mum, it’s thiis long.”

  9. TheRealist

    “Yes, when Diana found out about Camilla, she … ripped me a new one … about this wide.”

  10. TheRealist

    Yes, I took a shit … this long this morning”.

  11. renzomatic

    Well, when I found out out it was this large, well, of course I had to have them killed. I am to be the King someday, how would it look it my sceptre was less than that? The Kingdom would rise up in arms!”

  12. babychunks

    ” I once almost came close to having to do physical labor this long!”

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “How long have I been boring you, Madam? At a guess…”

  14. “How large is the Family Size can you come in, Mr. Peanut?”

  15. “And if I put one finger on each nipple and push, Camilla screams out like a World War II air raid siren…”

  16. “Then the chap said ‘pull my finger’ and I was treated to a rude sound followed by a foul smell.”

  17. cc

    ‘Royal Ascot at Ascot Racecourse in Ascot, UK’

    Where is this being held again?

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