superficial

  1. I’d like to be the sausage between their buns.

  2. AG looks pretty good when she hides her Michael Jackson nose.

  3. Matt

    I predict some serious carpet munching.

  4. sausage balls

    Whoops, sorry ladies, it looks like the engine is flooded and we’re stranded out here until morning. The only supplies on the boat are these two french maid costumes and a 2 gallon bottle of lube. How should we do to kill time?

  5. Consider your asses eaten.

  6. Whoever owns that boat is one lucky son of a bitch.

  7. stepbrother

    boats n hoes

  8. cc

    Imagine being on that boat and having both of them say ‘I like you as a friend’. Hell.

  9. What the fuck…??? You girls were supposed to drop by and pick me up. Shit, there goes my week.

  10. I’d go on a 3 hour tour with them.

  11. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    Dennis: Think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around her, what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”
    Mac: Okay…that seems really dark though.
    Dennis: No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, bro.
    Mac: I think I am.
    Dennis:Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication.

  12. Juch

    They flew all the way to freaking Indonesia for a surfing event? Yeah, right. It wreaks of prostitution, and makes me weep I can’t afford them.

  13. Mike

    So worried that was Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

    Yummers to both Hudgens and Greene!

  14. Skeeter

    I’d pay good money to eat and bang Vanessa’s ass.

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