I’ve never seen spackling paste applied with a makeup sponge before.
A little DAP’ll do ya!
Thus completing the transformation to W.C. Fields.
To me she looks more like Charlie Mccarthy
Whoever makes that makeup needs to market it as a miracle worker and show Madonna before and after pics. Of course, it’s probably full of the blood of virgins and placenta.
Her makeup artist has to be the devil himself.
Well, he does look like Galliano
And Matt Lauer.
Is that a makeup artist or a wax sculptor?
A mortician old chap…
Thanks, but I’ll wait for “Kate Upton: The MDMA Tour”
See that? Now if only we can get them dark fellers to do the same thing, now THAT would be a show!
“damn it, we won’t get our deposit back from Mme Tussaud’s!”
make up artist: Now, if you’re blue
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Madonna: PURTINNN RONN RHE REETZZZZ!
Take two: As far as I’m concerned, this comment put that Young Frankenstein gag to bed long ago.
Dammit. Meant that to be a reply to Emma Watson’s pusspuss.
It’s still great!
So they’ve made Albert Nobbs into a stage show?
“Don’t worry, ma’am, I worked on the set of ‘Death Becomes Her’, I know how this works…”
Hundred of thousands of dollars spent on doctors, injections, hormone applications, cosmetics, and a small army of makeup men, Yet a single gnarled, withered index finger gives it all away.
At least Judy Garland had the good sense to drink herself to death at an early age.
After dropping Liza Minnelli on the world, it should have been a little sooner.
At least, she learned to cover up her senior hands…
♪ Skin falling off my bones
Never want it to
What am I to do?
I can’t help it… ♪
“Drink the blood of which child? This one? The one I’m pointing at? How am I supposed to know which one to suck dry if you don’t show me? I’m not draining them all. I’m not a monster.”
To make John Waters appear, put on drag queen eyebrows, stare into a makeup mirror, and say his name six times.
I already have one of their credit cards, I don’t need more.
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