Yep, Trump was right again.
A few more PSI and we’re going to be facing a crisis of Michael Bay proportions.
“Hello? Can you believe it? Somehow, I accidently butt dialed you AGAIN! Why does that keep happening to me?”
Kim, the reason that tribble is shrieking is because your ass looks like the Klingon home planet.
I thought that was Yeee-zus
Or in Kanye’s case… dou che’
No matter how much this site does to prepare me for the sight of it I still sometimes gasp aloud when beholding the enormous width & girth of the thing.
I know right? My first reaction was “Jesus Christ ugh!” If you’re gonna get butt implants, at least get them done right, not over done and saggy :(
How can a woman’s ass be pregnant with twins?
Forget I asked – I don’t want to know. Grigori and I have too many things to drink out off our minds already, and half of them came from this site.
Yes, those jeans make your butt look big.
Nah. Her ass makes her ass look big.
I guess her “somebody put something in Kanye’s ass” sense is tingling.
Does my rectal airbag make these jeans look big?
her ass isn’t big, she just has a full load in her Depends.
Isn’t it against the law for that thing to be moving around without the accompanying pilot trucks with ‘WIDE LOAD’ signs.
She isn’t required to display “Wide Load” signs, but she IS mandated to file an environmental impact report.
This. Is not. Attractive.
Seriously, they must all have BDD to think this looks good.
Body dysmorphic disorder… or Black Dick Disorder? I mean, both sort of work here.
Kanye needs a safety harness to spelunk that badonk.
Just fucking nasty.
I almost feel bad for kanye!! almost!! lol hell no kill em both!!
It looks as though someone’s photoshoped my great-grandma’s ass on top of Kim’s torso. Troubling.
Do these jeans make my ass look big? No, dear. Your ass makes those jeans look small. They’re loose fit!
Wait’ll that 320 pound truck driver finds out she stole his jeans with his ass in them.
That is one ugly fat pig.
Awwww…someone’s nappy needs changed.
Who the hell pays tens of thousands of dollars for a plastic ass that has to be wrapped in thousands of dollars worth of custom demin that no matter what looks like a saggy steaming diaper? WHO WANTS THIS?!
Looks like she’s wearing Oops! I Crapped My Pants, and they’re full.
“hang on, something just warped space-time behind me”
Let’s just say what this really is.
Kim is incontinent and she’s wearing a full diaper full of shit.
She looks like she’s wearing a separate pair of mom jeans on each leg.
“Why yes, I have started a new line of clothing. It involves sewing pockets onto maternity pants and wearing them backwards… Sears?… Hello?”
She has an ass like an NFL offensive lineman. Let me clarify that. I’m not saying her ass is the size of an offensive lineman’s ass. I’m saying her ass is the size of the lineman. Maybe even the whole offesnive line.
There’s nothing left to say.
So, how can you tell when she shits herself?…Or is that what we’re witnessing here?
“…who’s following me??? oh…right…”
What does that thing look like when it’s not Photoshopped??!!
“That’s no moon. It’s a space station.”
For anyone who ever found Kim K attractive. THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
she needs to burn those jeans immediately
Kim K and her ever interchangeable ass cheeks
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Kim Kardashian in New York City. (June 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News