superficial

  1. kenny

    Yep, Trump was right again.

  2. JimBB

    A few more PSI and we’re going to be facing a crisis of Michael Bay proportions.

  3. “Hello? Can you believe it? Somehow, I accidently butt dialed you AGAIN! Why does that keep happening to me?”

  4. Kim, the reason that tribble is shrieking is because your ass looks like the Klingon home planet.

  5. Cock Dr

    No matter how much this site does to prepare me for the sight of it I still sometimes gasp aloud when beholding the enormous width & girth of the thing.
    MOO

    • Art-Girl

      I know right? My first reaction was “Jesus Christ ugh!” If you’re gonna get butt implants, at least get them done right, not over done and saggy :(

  6. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    How can a woman’s ass be pregnant with twins?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Forget I asked – I don’t want to know. Grigori and I have too many things to drink out off our minds already, and half of them came from this site.

  7. Spanky

    Yes, those jeans make your butt look big.

  8. Josephus

    I guess her “somebody put something in Kanye’s ass” sense is tingling.

  9. Yes, yes it does

    Does my rectal airbag make these jeans look big?

  10. ultra

    her ass isn’t big, she just has a full load in her Depends.

  11. Flatliner

    Isn’t it against the law for that thing to be moving around without the accompanying pilot trucks with ‘WIDE LOAD’ signs.

  12. This. Is not. Attractive.

    Seriously, they must all have BDD to think this looks good.

  13. renotastic

    Kanye needs a safety harness to spelunk that badonk.

  14. Just fucking nasty.

  15. MoreMariaNow!!

    I almost feel bad for kanye!! almost!! lol hell no kill em both!!

  16. Little Tongue

    It looks as though someone’s photoshoped my great-grandma’s ass on top of Kim’s torso. Troubling.

  17. Don Draper's Dad

    Do these jeans make my ass look big? No, dear. Your ass makes those jeans look small. They’re loose fit!

  18. cc

    Wait’ll that 320 pound truck driver finds out she stole his jeans with his ass in them.

  19. That is one ugly fat pig.

  20. Saul

    Awwww…someone’s nappy needs changed.

  21. MeigJen

    Who the hell pays tens of thousands of dollars for a plastic ass that has to be wrapped in thousands of dollars worth of custom demin that no matter what looks like a saggy steaming diaper? WHO WANTS THIS?!

  22. Looks like she’s wearing Oops! I Crapped My Pants, and they’re full.

  23. “hang on, something just warped space-time behind me”

  24. Odbarc

    Let’s just say what this really is.
    Kim is incontinent and she’s wearing a full diaper full of shit.

  25. She looks like she’s wearing a separate pair of mom jeans on each leg.

  26. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Why yes, I have started a new line of clothing. It involves sewing pockets onto maternity pants and wearing them backwards… Sears?… Hello?”

  27. She has an ass like an NFL offensive lineman. Let me clarify that. I’m not saying her ass is the size of an offensive lineman’s ass. I’m saying her ass is the size of the lineman. Maybe even the whole offesnive line.

  28. There’s nothing left to say.

  29. So, how can you tell when she shits herself?…Or is that what we’re witnessing here?

  30. “…who’s following me??? oh…right…”

  31. Robb7

    What does that thing look like when it’s not Photoshopped??!!

  32. I'mCool

    “That’s no moon. It’s a space station.”

  33. For anyone who ever found Kim K attractive. THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

  34. JO JO

    she needs to burn those jeans immediately

  35. JO JO

    Kim K and her ever interchangeable ass cheeks

  36. Diaper’s full.

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