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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m glad she finally came out of the closet. It was a shock to all 3 people who didn’t know.

  2. “So…the other day…I was being a lesbian and…oh, did I mention I’m a lesbian?”

  3. Dbag

    “So bro, do ya think I’m butch enough? I just need people to know.”

  4. JimBB

    I just wish there was audio. You can never get enough delightful discussion about the two Women’s Studies courses your girlfriend took in college.

  5. Derek

    Id bang the tits of Kate.

  6. So we’ve all known for quite some time that the one on the right was a lost cause but PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN not the one on the left. She’s actually attractive. Granted, not in this picture (save her great tits). But when she’s all gussied up, she’s all that and a bag of chips!

  7. “What I’m recruiting you for is not really a religion, it’s more of a lifestyle…”

  8. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “Come on! Just three licks. Just like Mr. Owl.”

  9. Kate

    “What???…oh…yeah, sure, Ellen, there were times growing up when I wondered if I wanted to be a thespian.”

  10. CrashHell

    Wow……for a second there I thought she was wearing a “Wayne’s World” hat.

  11. I’d pay to see this sex tape.

  12. She can play tomboy, lesbian, whatever till the cows come home, but I still think she is a sexy little thing.

  13. It seems that Kate Mara was blessed with a tasty physique, including a lovely rasher of breast-meat. Bless her little pea-pickin’ heart.
    (Someone please pass the pumpernickel and a side of mayo.)

  14. “…so all you have to do is publicly say you’re gay, and like, Bryan Singer will put you in his movies.”

  15. “…oh yeah, we have dental, and a really great benefits package…for instance; there’s weekly dildo laundering, with pick up and delivery…can i send you a brochure?”

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