Prince Harry in the Royal Box on the opening day of Royal Ascot 2014 in Windsor, UK. (June 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I’m confused. The PRINCE has a royal box?
He needs a nametag?
My Name is The Ginger Prince
Yeah, I get pretty psyched about ascots too.
“I am the prince! I won’t have any of this ‘You can’t take a shit right here’ poppycock!”
Fortunately, the colonoscopy turned out negative.
“Who wants to guess what I’m playing with right now?”
“What, me worry?”
“You’re really gonna blow me here, in front of everyone, aren’t you?”
(thinks to himself)
“Tee-hee!! I just farted in the royal box!”
Isn’t she married to his brother?
With that look I’d say he definitely is in the box, royally.
“Yes, yes, that one…no, no…over one more. Yes her, the one with the big bouncy bosoms.”
Aww, shit, Joffrey lives!
“Oi! Oi, gents. I’m ‘aving a wank, inni? Your tax lucher paid for this private box. I did nuffin’! Thanks mates! “
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