Steve Stoute, Kanye West, and Kris Jenner at the Medialink, Clear Channel VIP Dinner at Hotel du Cap, Cap d'Antibes, France. (June 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Bubba was Kanye’s bestest friend.
shrimp creole, shrimp etouffle, shrimp scampi, fried shrimp, boiled shrimp…
“Mama’s gonna have fun tonight!”
The Top, the Bottom and the Tranny.
“I have made a terrible mistake! First I banged the fat one, now the old one has her hand on my ass…Alcohol, take me away!”
“Vain, Impudent Parasites”?
Kris, I’ll give you 15 minutes to get your thumb out of my ass or to start wiggling it again.
That’s right Kanye. Ignore her and she’ll go away.
“Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger…”
Kris breaks the forth wall to let us all know that Kanye is dutifully taking his “medication”.
The look on her face says, “Hey, kid, ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Wow, Kanye with all the wine you’ve been drinking lately, you’re going to be up all night peeing…DAMN IT” -Kris
The two of them are such disgusting human beings, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were fucking each other.
“Come on Kanye. It will be fun!! I’ve never had one before and I DON’T
want to go back…”
Where’s Robert Wagner when you need him?
Now THAT’s funny!!
Kanye’s thinking (haha, just kidding…), “Damn, Kim must have inherited her dad’s hands because this beast’s fist is way bigger.”
Kanye didn’t want to listen to the devil on his shoulder so he took a sip to drain the voice out. Until his guardian angel showed up as well telling him to shove the bitch overboard right now.
Kanye just realized the full implication of the pre-nup.
This reminds me of those old cartoons where the angel would sit on the person’s right and the devil would sit on the person’s left.
“Kanye, I want to talk to you about your $5 million life insurance policy that has Kim as your beneficiary…no, not right now. Later is fine. Go ahead and finish your hemlock.”
“Kris, stop playin’ wit’ my ass. I a’ready done told you, no mo’ nooky til tonight. A’ight?”
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