Please no upskirt, please no upskirt, please no upskirt.

Wow. Mia Farrow looks rough.

I honestly thought this was Victoria Beckham. Fortunately, neither of them deserves an apology for that mistake.

Someone help that poor woman. Quick, find her a gutter to fall into!

I need some toilet paper!!

She has Carol Channing-mouth.

say what you will about her wardrobe, but no one can deny that Joan Rivers has an amazing plastic surgeon.

Glad they missed the upskirt. The deflated vulva and protruding coccyx would have been mortifying.

Am I the only one who thinks Eddie Cibrian is already cheating on her??

Wow! That scared the hell out of me. I thought it was my old gym teacher.

LeAnn rhymes with “No Thanks”…if you take poetic license.

So the bartender say to the horse, “why the long face?”

I thought that was Kim Cattrall.

Do these sunglasses make me look fat?

That thigh is looking a little chubby, LeAnn. Just sayin’.

Dina? Lindsay? I can’t tell the difference anymore.

Sharp knees.

Totally thought that was DIna Lohan…she is looking seriously haggard.

This picture is meaningless without the sound of her peeling her bare flesh off the leather seat.

Eddie!! Eddie! I’ll up one on Brandy and flash my hooch!!!