Snooki and Pauly D in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
For a fleeting moment I thought she had been paralyzed.
… and then got back to hoping ;-)
Is it possible this bitch is even lazier and more worthless than before?
My bad… that’s like giving more than 100% Simply not possible.
Driving a scooter with her eyes closed while pregnant? Huh, Snooki’s actually toning it down this season.
I bet she got that ride from the Cooter Store.
Yeah, she bought it cause they told her they didn’t have a Smegway.
Before I scrolled down, I couldn’t tell she was on a scooter, and yet I didn’t see anything wrong in that height differential.
Ditto. But then I saw the scooter and wanted to jump through the screen and throttle the Ewok bitch.
Normally this is where I am filled with the pride of American ingenuity and want to yell “UM’MERICA FUCK YEAH” but honestly I am feeling ashamed we let this happen…
I have to wonder what the denizens of Seaside Heights, NJ think when they walk down the street and see this gaggle of goofballs wandering around the neighborhood.
Just when I thought she couldn’t sink any lower…
Someone stole Tony Stark’s geriatric suit prototype.
This is like the 14th photo in a row of these greasy shitbags where the “Shore Store” branded tourist clothing and accessories are in prominent display.
Honestly, what demographic do these fucks market towards?
And it must be working. *shudder*
America: For When Walking to and from Your Car Is Just Too Much.
Yikes… I thought it was Hawking and Einstein in the thumbnail
This is one of my favorite comments of all fucking time. fucking gold.
I just hope the Scooter rental place realized that they were going to have to burn the seat afterwards.
I guess we know where the seat came from in yesterday’s pic…or was it the day before…hell I don’t know.
Three wheels, two douches.
Not pictured: George Costanza.
Nothing we have not seen on peopleofwalmart.com a million times before.
It seems Snooki stopped at the local China-ca-tessen for a couple of orders of Special Chow Mein. She took what she could carry and the rest of it is being delivered so that Pauly can have some.
The inevitable has occurred earlier than anyone anticipated.
A Scooter????????? That figures.. which way to the bingo…
I’d say she should be ashamed of herself, but then I remember that she pisses herself in public on purpose.
Scooters like this are only useful in Las Vegas.
Why the fuck do we take these ppl pictures?!?!?!?!?!?!
Crippled by a fat globule in the femoral artery…how sad. Looks like there might be one migrating into her head too.
And then suddenly Pauly D realized that he had lost all his dignity.
I KNEW she broke the fucking ride yesterday. Knew it!
Russell Brand and Verne Troyer just got erections.
The only star in that picture is Pauly D’s elbow.
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