superficial

  1. Lunch

    For a fleeting moment I thought she had been paralyzed.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Is it possible this bitch is even lazier and more worthless than before?

    My bad… that’s like giving more than 100% Simply not possible.

  3. Josephus

    Driving a scooter with her eyes closed while pregnant? Huh, Snooki’s actually toning it down this season.

  4. I bet she got that ride from the Cooter Store.

  5. Before I scrolled down, I couldn’t tell she was on a scooter, and yet I didn’t see anything wrong in that height differential.

  6. Normally this is where I am filled with the pride of American ingenuity and want to yell “UM’MERICA FUCK YEAH” but honestly I am feeling ashamed we let this happen…

    • I have to wonder what the denizens of Seaside Heights, NJ think when they walk down the street and see this gaggle of goofballs wandering around the neighborhood.

  7. your mom

    Just when I thought she couldn’t sink any lower…

  8. Someone stole Tony Stark’s geriatric suit prototype.

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    This is like the 14th photo in a row of these greasy shitbags where the “Shore Store” branded tourist clothing and accessories are in prominent display.

    Honestly, what demographic do these fucks market towards?

  10. JC

    America: For When Walking to and from Your Car Is Just Too Much.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Yikes… I thought it was Hawking and Einstein in the thumbnail

  12. EricLr

    I just hope the Scooter rental place realized that they were going to have to burn the seat afterwards.

  13. KungFu Panda

    Thanks Hoveround!

  14. CK

    Three wheels, two douches.

  15. Ruth

    Not pictured: George Costanza.

  16. El Jefe

    Nothing we have not seen on peopleofwalmart.com a million times before.

  17. It seems Snooki stopped at the local China-ca-tessen for a couple of orders of Special Chow Mein. She took what she could carry and the rest of it is being delivered so that Pauly can have some.

  18. Sheppy

    The inevitable has occurred earlier than anyone anticipated.

  19. bigalkie

    A Scooter????????? That figures.. which way to the bingo…

  20. I’d say she should be ashamed of herself, but then I remember that she pisses herself in public on purpose.

  21. Scooters like this are only useful in Las Vegas.

  22. Stretchy

    Why the fuck do we take these ppl pictures?!?!?!?!?!?!

  23. cc

    Crippled by a fat globule in the femoral artery…how sad. Looks like there might be one migrating into her head too.

  24. And then suddenly Pauly D realized that he had lost all his dignity.

  25. Blech

    I KNEW she broke the fucking ride yesterday. Knew it!

  26. mbcl

    Russell Brand and Verne Troyer just got erections.

  27. The only star in that picture is Pauly D’s elbow.

  28. shaniqua nunyadambidness

    Trollmobile, what?

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